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Wordless Wednesday: It’s a trap

I am one lucky duck that my job allows me to work from home on occasion. With the natural light to uplift my mood and some good old-fashioned classic rock softly thumping in the background (smoke on the waaaahta, fire in the sky . . .), it lends to a productive environment.

Until the cat shows up.

After he’s leapt onto the table to tip my coffee mug, Bodine settles his furry mass comfortably on my documents. Rather absent-mindedly, he bats about my pen with a lazy paw and asks, so whatcha doin’?

Please don’t think less of me when I tell you that I had to set up a trap. The cat left me no choice, you see.

It’s the only thing that will contain him effectively.

The Cardboard Box Cat Trap.

Wordless Wednesday: Head Butt Love

We interrupt our Yaxley reports to bring you this image of inter-species bonding. They say a head butt by a cat is the ultimate compliment, so Micron should be feeling the love here.

But unfortunately, this is Bodine the Sociopathic Cat we’re talking about. He’s pretty much Head Butt (I love you, man!) followed by a fully clawed smack on the pink nose (eat THIS, scurvy dog!). 

Cats are weird, Micron says.

Red, white, blue and yeller dogs

Sorry no, actually we can’t dial down the good looks.

Got me some gorgeous dogs, I do. Natural good looks that just love the camera.  And oh so well-behaved for their Fourth of July photo shoot.

Naw, just kidding. They’re goobers, the lot of them. With no puppy wranglers at hand this morning, it was just me, the dogs, and a handful of dog cookies. To capture the two portraits above, I now have a memory card filled with blurred images and doggie misdeeds.

Stuff like the obligatory bandanna removal shot.

And the terrier forgoing the Sit Stay because I was taking way too long to hand out that dog cookie. See ya losers! says Jager.

You know how dogs twist their heads hard enough to slap their ears? whap whap whap. We call that little phenomena head farts.

Most favorite word in the whole world?

Release!

And Bodine the cat wants you to know that it is indeed possible for a feline to rock the awesome with a patriotic bandanna as well. 

He suggests you put on your shades so as to not get too sunblind with the blazing cat handsomeness.

And he invites Yaxley to stick that tongue out just . . . one . . . more . . .time.


What!? This was Jager’s funky bandanna?, cries Bodine.  Phew! I thought the drain had backed up again. Oh My Dog, get this flippin’ thing OFF OF ME!

Bodine employs the Claw of Death to neutralize the thing.

Wordless Wednesday: Hillbilly cat bed

Hey Bodine, that’s a really nice box. Too bad they didn’t have one in your size.

We put this box in the kitchen so we wouldn’t forget to take it out to the recycling bin. That was two months ago.  Bodine commandeered the thing and now we have our very own hillbilly cat bed to explain to friends and family visitors.

That posture puts me in mind of an aging Marlon Brando. Bodine says if we would just put a few kibble on his belly and scootch his box over the to TV, he’ll be set for the evening. 

Wordless Wednesday: How do you spell Alberkerkee?

How many air holes do you think this needs?, asks Yaxley.

What’s that you say, big guy? says Bodine.  “You want some more air holes?  I believe I can help you out on that.”