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Wordless Wednesday: Some dogs want to see their name in lights

Some dogs, with aspirations of celebrity-dom, want to see their name in lights. Other dogs have a different value system.

From Canine Companions for Independence’s Facebook page …

It’s National Dog Day and to celebrate, we are launching the#kibblenamegame! Harpo is calling out some of her siblings from theEukanuba #HeroLitter Hala, Hoagy, Holly and Hudson. Post videos/photos of your dogs and call out their four-legged friends.TAG #ccicanine #NDD

What’s this now, Harpo? A challenge, you say?

Game On, sister, says Holly.

I accept your challenge, she says. And will add my weekly birthday shot to it. 

And…, Holly continues. I will stamp my own style to the event by attempting the splits, puppy style, while Food Lady is fussing around with her stoopid camera. I’m betting this morning’s breakfast that she doesn’t even notice.

Later, as Holly is crunching her breakfast, I recall the Kibble Name Game we did with Euka before she returned to CCI for her Advanced Training. Gotcha a link below for that photo and more.

But here’s even another version of just how good these CCI puppies are.

Here’s our Miss Euka at her Matriculation Party we had at P&G Pet Care back in May.  Euka poses with a section of her face cake.

Not a drop of icing on her nose. Good Leave It, you awesome dog.

Yowza, says Euka. I even
look good in frosting.

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For an earlier collection of Kibble Name Challenges, be sure to click to our link to a slideshow of The Kibble Name Game here at Raising a Super Dog.

Put your thinking cat on for this one

Wait, what’s a thinking cat?
And can I eat it?

Put your thinking cats on, y’all. We’ve gotcha a riddle today.

Ok, so what do these folk have in common?

Bob Hope, Alice Cooper, Steve Martin, 
Liberace, Tony Randall, Gladys Night,
 and Sylvester Stallone?

Oh sure, they’re celebrities, the lot of them. Perhaps some more infamous than beloved. And a few can sing. But not all should (looking at you, Sly). Too easy, though. That’s not it.

Need a hint? I’m guessing that this group of folk is random enough that you just might appreciate a connection, if only a raveled thread holding it together.

I’ll toss you a few bones here. Let me know when it clicks for you.

  • Late 70’s television
  • A blonde porcine diva
  • “Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!”
  • “Fifteen seconds to curtain!”
Got it? I’m betting most of you could hum the theme song by now… It’s time to play the music! It’s time to light the lights… For the rest of you, how about …
    I've got my thinking cat on :-)

  • Pigs in Space
  • The Electric Mayhem
One more? Ok, final clue.
  • A personable and amphibious emcee with a voice you’d recognize in a web-toed minute.

Of course, we’re talking The Muppet Show, people. This list of celebs mentioned above were just a few of the guests making an appearance. The Muppet Show premiered back when entertainment on the small screen was a planned event. You caught your favorite shows when the networks felt like showing them and hopefully on one of the four channels your crappy little television could get.

What did we have on the air waves in the 70’s, my Dayton friends? Wasn’t it channels 2, 7, 22 and 45? Sound about right? And that was if you could get your little brother to adjust the foil on the rabbit ears and stand right there.

A national treasure, Kermit
the Frog grants audience at
the National Museum of 
American History

Television was a privilege back then. If something like a big deal was going to be on, say like the annual airing of the Wizard of Oz, we planned ahead by heating the oil in the dutch oven to make popcorn. (Note to everyone under forty: I’m not kidding. Get this … no microwave ovens.) None of the luxuries of cable or DVR on demand. Good lord, we didn’t even have VHS to record our favorite time wasters.

Is that why this brings up all that nostalgic backwash? You had to remember what you enjoyed. Kinda weird now to think of it that way. No do-overs until rerun season started up.

In 1976, The Muppet Show was new and fun, whimsical and silly. And a ridiculously wholesome way to spend an hour. I do miss it. Yeah, I had the guys buy me the full DVD set for my birthday one year, but after the kid moved out the DVD player thing doesn’t work right anymore. Funny thing, it only works when he visits back home. You understand, right?

I don’t even know which remote to use. Honestly, the kid tried to show me, but when he started using algebra, I had to go back to my Candy Crush game.

So anyway, why do I have y’all road tripping with me down this dirt path off memory lane?

Well, because this.

That’s the tip of Holly’s tail. It’s all twisty around and whatnot. But nevermind all that.

It reminds me of something.

Well, somebody.

It looks … muppety. 

Do you see it?

It’s not just me, is it?

And there he is. The hard luck assistant to Dr. Bunson Honeydew.

Beaker.

Meep Meep Meep, y’all.

Ok, ok, I know what you’re thinking. I’m way off base here and obviously in need of more sleep or a deep therapy session or something.
And you’re probably right.
Because really, if we looked at this with a cool head we’d all see the truth here.
That tail of Holly’s is just a unibrow away from collecting paperclips.

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What about you? I carry a long, yet unrequited, amphibial crush for the green fella, with Gonzo as my fall back guy. Whatever the heck he’s supposed to be. And Grover, with his Monster at the End of this Book, is just genius.

Who’s your favorite?

Wordless Wednesday: Eating light

Does it seem dim out to you, I ask The Husband. Because it seems dim to me.

We both squint up at the early evening sky with its waning sunlight. Clear and blue with only a few long, wispy clouds.

The light is different, I say.

I guess we’ll be noticing the days getting shorter now, says The Husband. It’s that time of year.

And it is late, really. Almost eight o’clock before I can pull myself together for the weekly Watch Holly Grow photo shoot. I’ve been liking this time of day because the summer light is softer and more filtered. None of the harsh shadows you get from the mid-day sun.

I was hoping that fancy 40mm pancake lens would eat enough of the light so I wouldn’t have to resort to the on-camera flash. Talk about harsh shadows now.

And I got lucky here. Just enough light to capture that sassy look on Holly’s face.

Say cheese, Holly, I say

Squirrel!, says Holly.
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Need a comparison for these weekly photos?  Give this link a click to Watch Holly Grow to see the past posts.

Wordless Wednesday: Stretching the week out

You remember that time you woke up and thought, whew, I’m so glad it’s finally Friday. 

But then after the first cuppa Joe, you realized it was only Wednesday.

Don’t you hate that? There’s another way of looking at it, you know.

It’s kinda like getting a gift of two extra days, right?

Well, good news, friends! Instead of celebrating our usual Wordless Wednesday yesterday, we offer you an extension to your week by sharing the newest Watch Holly Grow photo on Thursday.

But that’s not all! This week, when you enjoy Holly’s 21 Week photo, we’ll toss in her 20 Week shot for free! No additional mouse clicks needed for this 2 for 1 special.

Right. If you were privy to my lamentations of an unbalanced life in our last story post, Skipping a Groove, you might see where all this is coming from.

But not to worry. It’s not like I’ve forgotten to feed the dogs in all the latest stress overload.

They would never allow that to happen.

Hey, Food Lady, says Jager, tapping his wrist. It’s seven o’clock.

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Need a comparison for these weekly photos?  Give this link a click to Watch Holly Grow to see the past posts.

Skipping a groove

Has this happened to you?

You have the daily grind of Life in a delicate balance with the whole working on your career while paying ample attention to the family thing, right? There’s a groove to be found with making sure everyone has clean-ish clothes to wear and that drive-through window sustenance is kept to a minimum. Worrying about the health and welfare of your adult kid is the norm because that’s just what parents do. You’ve remembered to make the house payment on time. The dogs are getting their two square meals. The puppy training is happening. And the daily commute has been carefully planned out to avoid the annual summertime orange barrel rodeo.

The weather has been simply gorgeous and you even make it to the occasional local farmer’s market. Fresh tomatoes and Ohio grown corn enhance the dinner hour.

Life is on cruise control and you’ve set it to a quasi-legal eight miles over the speed limit.

But the smallest nudge tips your world. In a week’s time, actually. A couple of bad days in the one hour commute to the office. Accelerated deadlines for stuff you’re still learning about at work. The cat’s throwing up something more orange than clear in a manner best described as projectile.

No, no we got this, you say. Just bumps in the road. Carry on, y’all.

Then more. The weird noise you hear a car making at the traffic light turns out to be actually your very own Toyota.

A friend tells you about the cancer diagnosis for their oh-too-young service dog.

Oh man. Really?

But you can’t flinch or you’ll risk losing this Jenga match.

One more thing, Life. You mean it. Just one more thing this week and I’m gonna explode and these carefully managed wooden blocks will be crashing down.

Is that an invitation? laughs Life. Or a challenge? It’s hard to tell with you. Because, either way I think it’s a good time time for you to change jobs. Oh, not so fast there, missy. Maybe. I’ll let you know what we decide on this one. Hang loose, ok? 


Sure, hanging loose is in your vocab. Always has been.

Oh, then merely a simple thing happens in a final attempt to unbalance you. A twenty four hour notice to move the office space you’ve been growing roots in for the last three years. While you’re still steaming towards that afore mentioned tight deadline.

And now it’s getting kissing cousin close to midnight and you need finish the slides for tomorrow’s presentation.

Normally, just another challenge to tackle. But now…

But now.

You survive it.

You do.

Because you have family and friends and co-workers.

And you feel pretty darn blessed.  It becomes clear that you have a boatload of folk to complain to because all you really need to do is kvetch for a while to make things better.

That and the services of a professional Therapy Dog. The mighty Micron is at hand to remind us to not take Life so serious. He presents himself as a fine example.

You called? Therapy Dog at your service.
I’m open twenty four hours. But not in a row.

Needin’ a little Pet Therapy

Heh, check out my Serious Face
on the poster. 

The Week from You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me closes with a morning spent among dog-loving young people to talk about Therapy Dogs.  Micron and I waited all week for this.

Just to be in the presence of kids who appreciate dogs for who they are brings one to a warm and fuzzy state of mind. If there is truly such a thing as positive energy, this is the place to soak up the goodness.

We offer up a little info on recognizing dog body language and add a quick review of foods toxic to dogs. We got both kid and dog safety covered.

Then I consider how to describe what it feels like to be visited by a Pet Therapy team. We set the scene for the kids.

Imagine being away from home and having to spend an overnight in the hospital. You miss your room and your own bed. But then Pet Therapy teams show up and there are friendly dogs, cats and the softest of bunnies to pet.

How would this feel, we ask. Good, they say. It would feel wonderful.

Like, I dunno, maybe like rainbows and unicorns, I ask.

Yeah, this is an actual animated slide I use in the presentation.  It’s a Mi-corn! yells one particularly clever little girl.

Micron wraps up the session by offering his therapy services to all who are willing to bend down and rub his belly.

I wondered if the timing would be too much on my favorite Therapy Dog, after all it’s not like he’s a working breed, but the next day we’re off to volunteer at a Meet & Greet booth for our therapy organization.

If we show up and Micron doesn’t want to work it, well we can all breathe easier knowing that he will indeed let me know. The dog is in no danger of becoming a wage slave.

But he’s working the crowds like a boss. He’s all about licking small children to identify the truest of dog lovers. How does a kid react when receiving a legendary Micron tongue bath? It’s like a Meyers-Briggs personality test for children. Who is a slobber accepting extrovert and who wipes their spit-tainted hands on their shorts?

Hi folks, I’m Micron.
I’m three quarters golden and
one quarter work ethic.

His fan club from the Paws to Read library program squeal when they see him. It’s Micron!, they cry.  A veteran stops by to thank our group for visiting him when he was in the hospital and shares how much it meant to him. Micron and his colleagues pass the afternoon educating folk in the ways of pet therapy.

A good day and wonderful way to end the week in a positive state of mind.

Pet Therapy is truly the stuff of wonder.

I may never learn my lesson about challenging Life. I’m not that kind of girl. Nobody knows, really, what will be next tossed at your feet, awesome or otherwise, anyway.

But my wish for you is that you also have friends, family, co-workers dog to see you through.

And a dog, of course. I wish everyone one awesome dog in their lives.

It just makes things better.