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Nature gets uppity

August 17 2011 . . . 

A couple of days enjoying sand and surf at Myrtle Beach, then it’s time to blow this pop stand. We dress Yaxley in his CCI cape and we’re off to see the sights. But where to go today?  Hmmm.

Shopping at Barefoot Landing

Well, we’ve always enjoyed walking around the shops at Barefoot Landing, an outdoor shopping experience designed to remind you of an old fishing village. Docks, boardwalks, saltwater taffy and alligators. And it’s just a skip and a jump down the road to get there. 

We walk around the Barefoot complex, checking out as many of the blessedly air-conditioned stores as we can.  Yaxley is a rock star as we meet folk who ask about him and the Canine Companions for Independence program. In all our road travels, we’ve found the Myrtle Beach community as one of the very few places where we’ll encounter a challenge with service dogs in restaurants. So raising awareness of CCI is always time well spent there.

 If I don’t like the ocean, Food Lady, sez Yax
then why the heck do you think I’ll be a surf dog?

Carolina Vineyards Winery
Elvis sighting in MB

These signs were on every boardwalk at Barefoot Landing.
Kinda falls into the same category as
Careful! That cup of coffee you’re about to drink may be hot!
Thank you, Captain Obvious

Wheels of Yesteryear

This was a new and different stop for us. Wheels of Yesteryear is an impressive collection of restored classic and vintage automobiles. About fifty cars you can see up as up close and personal as your little V-8 heart desires. 

Being a dog person, this could have been a yawner for me. But no, as we pull into the parking lot, the marquee is shouting out at me with “SEE JOE DIRT’S CAR”

Holy Cow! Joe Dirt’s 1969 Dodge Daytona?!  From the soon-to-be-a-classic movie?! Well, why didn’t you say so before?

Dang.

Sadly, I’m not kidding this time. It’s a fun movie and if I’m flipping the channels around and discover Joe Dirt is on, then I’m heading for the microwave popcorn. It’s true. Sorry you had to find this out about me.

But it gets even worse. The Husband tells me that as I walked up to the car and looked inside, I actually said, Da-a-ang. I have no memory of this happening, but I’m inclined to believe him.

Because he was laughing at me.

Joe Dirt’s car (!) from the (destined to be classic)  movie
Dang

Brookgreen Gardens

What a treasure this place is. I just love Brookgreen Gardens, both an outdoor sculpture garden and nature preserve. So much history there. It was my reward for surviving the car museum, cuz marriage is all about the give and take, isn’t it? 

Because of the nature preserve, we decide to leave Yaxley to relax in the air conditioned RV with the other dogs. As puppy raisers, we’re asked to avoid taking the young pups to zoos and such. And you can get pretty darn close to some of the animals in the Low Country Zoo, especially in the aviaries.

For example, we enter one particular aviary to greet a big flippin’ turkey vulture skulking about the boardwalk like some kind of bridge troll.  Huh.  So, do we keep walking and hope he doesn’t go all medieval on us? Or back away slowly to the double door exit?

Never one to shy away from a really bad decision, I went for Option C, which was to raise the camera to get a close-up shot of his ugly mug. Turns out, turkey vultures are camera shy. Well, who knew? Put that little nugget in your field guide, Audubon.

That’s right.  Fly away, tough guy.

Yeah, I know that photo is near impossible to make out. But this is the back of the big, bad turkey vulture as he takes flight so the Canon lens can’t steal his dark and shriveled soul. Just below the center of the photo you should at least be able to see his gnarly yellow vulture feet, then squinting may help to make out the wing span. [shudder]

Anyway, Brookgreen’s sculpture garden is truly a one of kind experience. As my usual style, I took a gadzillion and two photos. But to keep in the theme of all things canine, here I will share my shots of  Louise Peterson’s Bella and the Bug.  The sculptress created this image after watching her Great Dane concentrate on a fly crawling on a wall. I think this lady knows her dogs; she’s absolutely captured the spirit of the moment.

Bella and the Bug
 

Not trusting those beady little eyes

We take a break from walking around and rest on a bench under a shady tree. Rustling above reveals a squirrel busy at some kind of urgent tree rat business. Ah, a fox squirrel. We don’t have these fancy critters back home.

Hoping to get a nice clear shot of the fuzzy tailed rodent, I get closer and closer until . . . I say to the Husband, If this thing jumps from the tree and goes all militant on my head, you’ll save me, right?  The Husband, still back on the park bench, is looking straight ahead as he takes a sip of his Sierra Mist. He says in reply to me Sure, I got your back.

Right.  Well, rodent, I say. It looks like it’s between you and me. Now just hold still a sec, willya.

An experience in fine dining

The Husband and I joke about folk who come back from a vacation at some exotic locale only to talk in grisly detail about the what they had to eat on the trip and what the best restaurants were. We say it’s a sign that you’re getting old.

And I suppose it’s possible that we could be creeping into that distinction as one of us had a milestone birthday during this vacation week. To maintain dignity, I won’t disclose which of us it was. I’ll only say that I’m the younger one and leave you to do ponder on it.

All right, my mateys!  It’s Shrimp Night!

The kid called to check on us and asked what our big plans were for the night. Why, it’s Shrimp Night!, I say excitedly.   O-o-o-o-kay, is the reply.  Hey, ever since we saw the sign in Pirateland’s parking lot that Hog Heaven BBQ was showing up, we’ve been looking forward to this dinner.

With the sound of the waves crashing and the ocean breeze blowing gently through our campsite, we settle down at the picnic table to nosh upon some barbecued crustacean goodness. Now this is what I call a  (stop that barking in there, dogs!)  vacation. Some white wine in a plastic cup is the icing on the cake, so to speak.

A lovely ending to a busy day.

Pawprints in the sand

CCI pup-in-training, Yaxley, watches
his first South Carolina sunrise

August 14, 2011 . . .

The briny smell of the sea, the roaring sound of the waves, the skin blistering heat of the South Carolina sun. Yup, we made it to Myrtle Beach. Not just Myrtle Beach, my friends, but we’ve scored a great beachside campsite at our beloved Pirateland Family Camping Resort.  What’s that you say?  Arrr, Matey. Pirateland?  Really?

Oh, really.

Now we’ve done the MB vacation a few times over the past years and gave a couple of other local campgrounds a try. When you travel in an RV, you’re tempted with thinking, hey we don’t need to plan ahead. Campground reservations are for sissies. Guided by the glossy RV magazine ads, we cruise around believing we can park this beast anywhere we want, whenever we feel like stopping.  Sadly, this is not always true. It’s possible your destination of choice may actually be booked solid and you end up needing to find an alternate spot for your arrogant self and the house you rode in on. 

So this one year, we were able to snag a spot at local mega-campground when Pirateland was full.  We’ve certainly heard of this other camping resort, but had never checked it out before. The place was touted as being voted “best in MB” and family-oriented. This will be just fine, we said. We arrive in late evening and navigate our way into a labyrinth to find our site. And found ourselves entering an alternate universe. It was like some dystopian city where the entire adult population, and their 16 year old kids, were driving a golf cart. Full speed ahead, they all say, let’s take these babies to warp speed!

Anarchy, martial law and no apparent traffic rules. Ever see a golf cart traffic jam? Not something on my bucket list, either. It seems everyone was in a rush to get to the beach to set off bottle rockets and other such fireworks for the next few hours. Which had one of the dogs in hyper alert mode the entire flippin’ night.

You never know what the tide will bring in.
(holding back on the otherwise obligatory seahorse quip)

Bleary eyed, we packed up the next morning and moved on with renewed vows to always call Pirateland ahead of time. And of course we did for this summer’s trip by reserving one of their great camping sites within just a few steps from the beach.  We can actually see Russia the ocean from our house. 
 
The public beach rules in MB have restrictions on when you can take your dogs out there to enjoy the sand and surf. Before nine o’clock in the morning and after five in the evening. Understand, agree and will comply. The dogs aren’t here to sunbathe or read a cheap novel on the beach anyway, so not a problem to keep them out of the heat of the day.

Jager, a true road dog, has been to the beach before. This fastidious little Felix Unger incarnate can go for a mile walk along the surf and come back clean and dry, with not even a grain of sand between his prim little raccoon toes.

I’m so shiny, clean and bright!

Jagermeister and water just don’t mix well.

Boiling acid sewer lava!  nooooooo . . .

The big yellow dog, on the other paw, is a whole nuther animal, so to speak. Micron has those webbed toes for a reason.  He’s a natural water dog.

Micron channels his inner sea lion
Doing the doggy twist

I love watching dogs as they discover the wonders of the seashore. Once Micron worked out that the rolling, foamy stuff was made of water there was no keeping him out of it. We held tightly to the leash, fearing that if he started swimming we’d be left ashore just watching his bobbing noggin as he dog paddled across the murky deep towards the horizon. The big goober.

I think I see a Squirrel out there.

Yaxley, however, had a different experience altogether. While he was trying to get his head around the sand shifting under his paws, he next realized the roaring ocean just ahead. A little overwhelming for the little yeller feller, so we just sat by the sand dunes and watched the waves for a few minutes so he could process all this through his puppy brain.

Why won’t the ground stay
still under my toes?

Yax and I took the rest of the week in puppy steps until he found his comfort level. By Friday, we made it to the shoreline and he ventured into the water. Well, ventured is a strong word. What really happened is he stuck one toe in the surf and said, Yep. That’ll do.

In the end, the best we got out of the pup was a tolerance of this nonsense. Ok, Yax says, I can accept this weird moving ground and whatever the heck is going on over there with the water. But I don’t have to like it.  His favorite part of his beach walks was finding washed up dead things to try to roll in.

But the mighty Micron is a social creature. He just attracts new friends like flies on a . . . oh my, I need a better analogy than that. Anyhow, I’m reminded again of my dashed hopes for his future as a Facility Dog for CCI.  Which leads me, like a smack to the head, to the renewed realization that this is my dog.

And that I am one lucky chick.

Others have mentioned it to me as well, so I do believe there is a positive energy about this dog. Folk want to be in his presence. Being around Micron just makes you feel better. Kids want to be with him; dogs want to be him.

A beach walk with Micron is a time to meet some of our Pirateland neighbors. Like these two delightful kids, who tell us they have six (six!) dogs back at home. They miss their dogs, can they give Micron a hug?

Of course you can, you adorable young people. Take your time and enjoy him.

Mmmmwah!  A kiss for Micron. He returned the affection
with a tongue up this poor kid’s nostril.
A hug seems a safer bet for brother.
No tongue for me, he says.

Micron made some dog friends, as well.

Micron  meets his doppelganger

A couple of parting shots of the two good-lookin’ yellow dogs taken in the warm glow of the morning sun.

Hey, I can see our house from here!

No, actually I can’t dial down the handsome.
Sincere apologies to all the other beach dogs.

Next post – more fun with dogs in MB

Recipe Swap – RV Road Dawgs

August 13, 2011 . . . 

Recipe swap time!  I want to share with you one of my all time favorites.

RV Road Dawg Adventure

The SWRCT*

You’ll need:

  • One yellow dog, about the size of a moose (sweet)
  • One CCI service-dog-in training (not quite ripe)
  • One freaky little terrier mix (extra spicy)
  • One college kid (optional – a hard to get ingredient)
  • Someone that can drive a house on six wheels
  • Another someone with amazing navigational skills
  • Approximately 30% of the contents of your home

and

  • One ginormous RV that has more character than class
  • An exotic destination

Combine the first seven ingredients into the RV, but don’t stir! You’ll just make it worse. It’s enough to have a closet filled with enough dog food to feed an Iditarod team for a week, dog beds, dog bowls, dog toys, water jugs and leashes and harnesses and such. Then we start packing for us, which is pretty much just some food in the fridge and a couple changes of clothes. Well, more than that really. Some pots and pans so I can (yes, I’m an idiot) cook on vacation, too. Lots of books, my laptop and camera gear for personal entertainment.

By the time we get all this stuff in the coach, we’re exhausted and pretty ready for a vacation. Some folk say it’s the journey, not the destination. And I would buy in on that, if the SWRCT* didn’t end up at a local Camping World on every trip because something broke. Again.

(*SWRCT – the Six Wheeled Rolling Cat Turd. My somewhat affectionate nickname for our house on wheels. The thing has, oh I don’t know, “character.”  Like it has a nice personality, I guess you’d say.)

This time it was the air conditioning, which took a dark turn from unreliable to completely defunct. But on the positive side of things, it was only the dash air. The roof air units are working great and we can run those when we park. See, the glass is half full!  I’m an optimist, I am. I’m one sweaty, short-tempered, positive thinking chick.

We’re on our way to the land of sea and sky, Myrtle Beach. Living in the Midwest gives us a craving for the ocean. To see a treeless horizon, the rolling waves and such. It takes us a couple of days to get there, so we drive for a day and stop at a KOA campground in Wytheville, Virginia to recharge our batteries. And to turn on the roof air conditioner.  (half full, half full . . . )

We’ve darkened the driveways of many a campground rolling in with the SWRCT and I’ve found that KOA’s can be relied on to be dog-friendly places. Many, if not most, of the KOA’s we’ve stayed at have enclosed dog parks. It’s a beautiful thing to let your dog off leash so they can run off the day’s travels. A tired dog is a good dog, I always say.

The Wytheville KOA goes a step further and has separate fenced in areas based on dog sizes. That’s cool. So we throw the two yellow dogs in the Large Dog park and look down at Jager.  He’s standing on tiptoes and saying that he is not a Small Dog, thank you very much. Well, Jager, there’s not a Medium Dog park and you’ll get creamed by the two yellow dogs and you know that. But we shrug and send him on to meet his fate. There’s no reasoning with terriers.

Micron and Yaxley pose in the master bathroom at the Large Dog park
Just a sec. Lemmee check my messages.
Three happy and tired dogs

As proof of their dog-friendly nature, the Wytheville KOA had some clever t-shirts in the gift shop.

And a couple of parting shots of the campground before we pulled up anchor and headed back on the road the next morning. Good-bye roof air conditioner (sniff). We’ll see you again tonight! (half full, half full . . . we’ll be in Myrtle Beach by nightfall).

Micron is all regal looking and everything, like a superhero dog.
I’m picturing a thought balloon over his head that says “Squirrel!”
Lookit Micron! I’m doing you!

Top 10 reasons to take an RV vacation with your dog

1. Well, the dog’s part of your family, right? 
Dog is my co-pilot

You could go at this thing Griswold style, like we do. But we mix it up a little. Instead of packing our stuff into a fresh-from-the-showroom-floor, yet inexplicably ugly station wagon, we choose to travel on six wheels in an old, creaky Class A Motorhome.

And we would never tie Aunt Edna’s dog to the bumper. It wouldn’t be safe, of course. He could yank the thing right off of that tired old coach. Oh, and remember the scene with the wet picnic basket? Just say no to that bologna sandwich, folks. You’re in an RV, for goodness sake. Go find a Wendy’s or something.

2. Any smells, regardless of source, can be blamed on the dog
Nuff said on this one. You know what I mean.

Better out than in, Jager says. We don’t call ’em Jager Bombs for nuthin’.

3. Dogs are the spice of life
As dog hair is made of keratin, a kind of protein, your RV dinette meals are especially enriched with this ubiquitous condiment.   

Oh, shoot. I forgot to pack the seasoned salt. But no matter. Somebody go smack the couch a couple of times. We’ll spice things up with a little Jager fur.

4. On a particularly chilly evening, you finally get what “three dog night” really means
Yup, your very own heated blanket. Ah, nice. Just don’t sleep with your mouth open or you end up with a dog hair version of cotton mouth that even cowboy coffee isn’t going to save you from.

 5. Amazing photo ops with a family member who isn’t camera shy
Ok, everybody look up at me and smile!  aww, Mom.

6. No matter what you’re doing or where you are, your dog is never bored, tired, or grumpy
Every stop is a multi-sensorial adventure of sights and smells.

Dog: The I-80 rest stop?! Oh boy, my favorite!  sniff, sniff, snuffle, sniff  . . .     

Me: Just do your business, already. 

Actual pet station sign at a North Carolina campground.
We told Jager this spot was for him.

7. Your pup will make sure you never miss a gorgeous sunrise
Get up, Food Lady! [schluuurp] I gotta go NOW!

Ok,this may have been worth it.

8. You can experiment with different Febreze scents to find which one truly can tackle that persistent wet dog aroma

Me:  [one hand on hip, the other spraying Febreze into the air. Just like in the commercial] Mmm, smells like Sunflowers and Sunshine.  

Husband: And wet dog.

I think I smell like snickerdoodles

 9. You can finally lower your housekeeping standards to “well, that’s good enough for the guys I go out with.” 
It’s just an episode of frustration trying to keep your six square feet of living space any level of clean. Hey, it’s not like the Health Department is coming to inspect things. Or your mother-in-law, for that matter.

It’s a vacation. Relax.

10. Long walks mean guilt-free dessert later
Right, like I need an excuse to eat that tub of Cherry Garcia in the RV freezer.


And one more reason as a bonus . . .
 
11. You get a chance to see things just a little differently.
Every stop you make, you think can I write about this in the dog blog?  Or maybe that’s just me.

Husband: Hey, look over there. Let’s stop in at [some artsy fartsy place] 

Me: Oh, I don’t know.It doesn’t look dog friendly. 

Husband: So . . . ?  

Me: So? Silly, if we can’t take the dog in there, then I won’t have any photos, which means I can’t blog about it. 

Husband: [sighs]

What do you get when you cross a Lab with a Terrier?



Coming up in the next post:  Summer vacation with two big dogs and one freaky little terrier mix.

With the wind at our backs

Things are looking good here at the Sheraton.
No sign of Irene yet

Well, we’ve heeded the dire warnings and changed the flight back to Dayton to an earlier time. Hurricane Irene has successfully chased us out of town.

It’s the right thing to do for me and Yax, but I can’t get past the disappointment of missing the second day of BlogPaws ’11.

We have time to fit in one more networking breakfast and have the serendipitous luck to share a table with the founders of the PetWiki website – what a treat. Then back to the room to perform the magical act of fitting everything from the generous BlogPaws swag bag contents into my humble little carry-on suitcase.

It’s not like I had the wisdom to travel light to begin with and now I’m stuffing literature, dog treat samples and squeaky toys in there. Oh, why did I bring those extra shoes? I didn’t even wear them. In fact, I don’t even like them that much. Vexations.

This rolling carry-on is a veteran and has survived many an adventure with me. A trusted protector of my essentials of life. Don’t fail me now, rolly bag. Lay on your back and suck in your gut now, here goes the zipper. Laptop and and a handful of dog treats go in the shoulder bag and we’re on our way.

An uneventful shuttle ride to Dulles where we print off our boarding pass and head to TSA.  Now the security check went rather smoothly when we departed Dayton. I was hoping for a similar experience at Dulles, but this was not to be our destiny this day.

Yaxley and I step through the metal detector together. Beep. Ok, go back through one at a time. I’m clear, but Yax’s bling sets it off again. It would be crazy talk to remove his collar, just not gonna happen. So what to do?

Doggy pat down, that’s what. Yax gets a quick, but efficient pat down by a TSA agent. Really, it’s true. And you know, he sat there like he gets a body massage with latex gloves every day of the week. Good dog, Yax. The only things in his cape pockets are spare poop bags and a ziplock baggie of damp papers towels. These are not identified as a risk to national security, so we are released to pick up my rolly bag and other stuff on the belt.

Ruh-roh. It’s not there. My shoes, my laptop and cell phone – there they are in the plastic tote.  But where’s rolly bag?  Still being examined apparently. I see the agent there, squinting her eyes at the screen. Ugh, I wonder what countless bags of dog treats and a half dozen squeaky toys look like on an x-ray anyway.  Please don’t make me open the thing, I think. Rolly bag somewhat resembles a tapestry version of a well-fed tick. I have a very real fear that once all goodies are exposed to the light of day, I may not be able to zip it back up again.

The TSA agent either figures out the contents or simply just gives up and I get my rolly bag back. And we’re off on our quest to find the United gate. Not quite like Frodo’s trek to Mount Doom, but Yax, rolly bag and I are still challenged with one-floor-at-a-time elevators, trains, a moving walkway and a lot of just plain old-fashioned power walking.

While Yaxley sits for a photo shoot at the train, I get to talk to a fella who knows another CCI puppy raiser in Florida – small world. As we walk through the terminal, I overhear the occasional  look at the dog. It’s just like traveling with a celebrity, it is.

I kinda wanted all those ice cubes

And there’s our gate! Woo-hoo and all that. Between the Odyssean journey to get here, the overstuffed bag, and my anxiety about the flight being cancelled due to the hurricane, I’m now sweating like a hot house tomato. But good luck is ours and there’s a Wendy’s where I can grab an iced tea for me and cup of ice for Yax.

We sit, set our drinks on the carpet and situate the bags. As I’m digging in the shoulder bag for a dog toy for Yax to entertain himself with during the wait, the rolly bag tips over like a new pledge on frat night. And lands on my Wendy’s Large Iced Tea.

Crushed! Aargh, iced tea and ice cubes all over the carpet. Really, rolly bag?  After everything we’ve been through together, you would go and do me like this? Well, Yax. Looks like you’re gonna be sharing your ice cubes, thanks very much.

A kind and thoughtful fellow passenger brings some paper towels from the ladies room. Ah, thanks. It’s nice to know that not only can I count on someone to lend a hand in my klutzy moments, but I also have the comfort of knowing there was a credible eyewitness to this lack of grace.

It begins to rain outside, the cue that it’s time to drag our luggage outside to get on the pencil plane. I’ve already lost my street cred with my fellow passengers over the iced tea incident.  Now here I am, faced with:

  • Rain
  • Wet metal stairs to get to the tarmac
  • Overstuffed suitcase that is surely over the weight limit for carry-on, but no one checked on it
  • A dog
Kinda reminds me of your driving, Food Lady

I’m standing at the top of the stairs as the plane idles on the tarmac. I may as well just throw the rolly bag down to the tarmac, because I sure as heck can’t get down the stairs with it and the dog. I would, actually, do that. But I only have one hand due to the dog leash and can’t even lift the bloated thing to throw it. I mean the rolly bag, of course. Not the dog. Although, I can’t lift him with one hand either.

No shortage of kind passengers on this trip. A fellow notices that I’m about to either seriously harm myself or take out the poor lady in front of me as I tumble down the stairs. He asks if he can of help. Oh yes! Thank you my knight in a white t-shirt. Please!

I leave the rolly bag where it squats like a little tapestry covered troll. Give Yaxley a let’s go and we tromp down the steps; a vision of grace and confidence. Behind me I hear a grunt and Holy [bad word], this is heavy!  Yeah, no kidding, cowboy. But thanks.

From here, things start to look up. It seems most folk had the sense to skip town already, so the pencil with a jet engine is only half full. Yaxley and I can have two seats together. He curls up to recharge his batteries over the next hour.

The pilot announces that we’re leaving two hours ahead of Irene’s landfall in the DC area. So I guess we timed this pretty well after all. But still – I’m missing BlogPaws Day Two. Blast that instinctual need for self-preservation. 

Good-bye Irene

Back in the small but mighty Dayton Airport (one elevator, no trains!), we are met with sunshine and puffy clouds. A gorgeous afternoon here at home with two feet and four paws back on Ohio soil. My car is stored at Westwind Limo’s lot, so I give them a call  to come pick up the chick with dog.

Ridin’ in style in the Westwind Limo.
Nothing but the best for this yellow dog.

And our BlogPaws ’11 adventure is done.

New friends and new memories – the stuff of life. Now to plan for next year and you know, I can’t wait.  I hear they don’t have hurricanes in Salt Lake City.