Micron and Bodine have an unusual relationship, but it does seem to work for them. I’m not here to judge.
Not when I can I can make a pun instead.
Bonus geek points to those who recognize this paraphrased quote.
If you’re like me, your motto during the holiday season is “it’s not last minute until it’s Christmas Eve.” So consider this a bit of planning ahead.
Because we’re both awesome like that.
We’ve got us a whole two sleeps before the big day. And if we have this planning gene in common, you and I, then perhaps we also share the desire to not leave the house again after surviving the holiday frenzies. Maybe never. But likely just until we run out of milk or something.
But how’s your shopping going? Do you still have someone on your list that’s still hanging out there?
You know the one.
What do you want for Christmas? you ask.
Oh, nothing, they say as they casually wave the thought away with a hand. Just your presence is enough. I have everything I need.
Does this drive you mad, too? Sure, they probably mean it. But darn it all, it just makes an awkward moment when the gift wrap is flying about the living room on Christmas morn.
And because, well, you want to gift them something since you care about them and stuff.
Does your difficult-to-gift person happen to be a fellow Lover of All Things Dog? Yeah? I have some gift ideas for you, then.
And you don’t even have to leave the house.
[previously posted in Raising a Super Dog]
Hey, Food Lady, says Holly. Santa called. He wants me to come over to play reindeer games with Rudolph.
I can go, right? The Cat told me Rudolph has a big red glow ball that I can play Keep Away with. He says Rudolph loves this game.
I need to get back in good with Santa. I think this is just the thing that’ll do it, too.
You’re not wearing it wrong if you’re going to be so stinkin’ adorable about it.